I stepped on the scale today. I am right about my conspiracy theory
I am .2 pounds away from the 10-pounds-lost-mark.
.2!
C'mon scale. What did I ever do to you? I only bother you once a day.
Yeah you have to look at me naked, but my thighs are so fat you can't see anything above the knee. What do I have to do to bribe you? Take a day off? Keep on my undergarments?
There has to be something. Something?!
My excess hair has to weigh .2lbs. Maybe it's time for a haircut.
.2! Come ON!
Bikini wax!
ReplyDeleteIt already looks like it's leaving for basic training. If I massacred what was left it would still only amount to .1lb or less :>
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